An Open Letter to our Doge Comrades - TRDA

Stop LARPing lol - SK

''Moderators, before you delete this in the stormy fit of neckbeard anger you will be in after you have seen the results of Operation: Griefswald, read this article. To properly deal with and face an enemy, you must understand both sides' point of view.''

Office of Doge Federation Operations Group TOTENKOPF

Created as part of Operation: Griefswald.

My fellow Doges from the Dogeland Realm,

Operation Griefswald's directive is to  spread chaos, cause mayhem, and pursue retaliation". The "retaliation" is for the banning of Agent 03 of the DIS, or HelsinkiTimbuktu as you might know him, which was completely uncalled for and unjustified. Before, we tried making amends with you, but it seems you are always being the aggressor. You've encouraged, for example, our once-allies the Poptarts, to stab us in the back. Moderators, before you delete this letter of freedom, think. Why are you accusing TRDA of being  copycats  when for example, the hundreds, if not thousands of U.S Military copypastes? Let's go further, more specified. How about the dozens of German pseudo-Third Reich groups? They don't complain? In fact, your statement itself has no logical backing or reasoning. TRDA is 2 years older (created in 2018) than your current iteration of Dogeland, meaning the idea itself of a  Pseudo-Nazi Doge Group" is far older than yours.Why must we fight so many stupid wars over this? We at TRDA never wanted anything to do with you, so we kept refusing your demands to join your  Unity Pact , merely a disguise for puppetry. Because you think it's right to go and spread lies among our personnel, we will do the same to yours, except we are never selling lies, only true facts.

People of Dogeland, listen. Dogeland's HICOM cares nothing for you. As Agent 03 discovered, you are essentially in a stratocratic system. You aren't able to advance without doing a shit ton of trainings, raids, etc, and for what? Fun? Glory? Military groups are inherently stupid. Why use all this time on a block game when you could be learning another language, working on your math skills, getting fit, and so much more? Dogeland's HICOM has repeatedly spread lies among your populace. They have decreed for example, that TRDA is  on the brink of collapse , even though we've recovered nearly all our members and are even doing better than before, we have 2 games being worked on with capable devs. TRDA has changed - for the better, we no longer do raids anymore, we've grown too old for that. We've realized how stupid it is to make any more enemies. You in Dogeland should do the same. Why be stuck with this  28k  group, with only around 500 actually active members, and a inactive, failed border game? Even Viking fucking Law's TSU is probably better than this cesspool you're in. They have lied to our members, they've lied to you, and they've lied to themselves. They promised our officer defectors that they'd  receive officers ranks , but none so far have, and the highest rank one have gotten is simply a lowly NCO, a rank anyone can achieve. I'm not one to sympathize with our defectors, but damn, you could have at least given them a lieutenancy? They completely ignore merit and instead focus on personal achievement and friendships. There's probably so many talented young individuals who cna reform your shitshow of a military, but instead due to your snobby high command walking all over the place like they're some sort of royal, this isn't an option, and you, the people, have to deal with it. This isn't a good group to stay in, and this is not where you can find people who are receptive of your needs, desires, and have a competent, active, leadership. I am not asking you to join TRDA, but rather to leave Dogeland. For the better. Go do something else with your life.

Doges Glory.

Sincerely,

Agent 04, SPECTRE.

''If you've reached the end, thank you for reading this letter. Even if you didn't enjoy it, I respect your continued opinions and hope it at least did change for the better. This article is not an advertisement for TRDA, merely a plea to our comrades - you, to leave this hellhole of an environment you are in. It's for the better.''

Meanwhile in TRDA Headquarters....